Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Eggplant, my nemesis...or so I thought.

Today is a little cooler (meaning 80's instead of 90's) so it's a good day for baking.

"Waste not, want not."
I took a mental check of the goodies left over from my CSA box...eggplant & a purple pepper, that's it.  The eggplant is last because it looks so pretty sitting in the bowl on my counter.  Okay that's not entirely true... it's mostly because I've never met an eggplant dish that I've liked.  I have somehow convinced myself that they are mushy and tasteless.  Granted I've very rarely tried it and the last time I did could've been during my macaroni & cheese phase...what vegetable can stand up to that?  So I could be wrong.   

Who am I kidding?  Macaroni is not and will not ever be a phase.  Macaroni if you can hear me, I love you! 

I'm a grown up so I'm willing to give it another shot.

It worked for lima beans.  I spent many a night as a child at the dining room table with one food obstacle or another preventing me from cleaning my plate, while my siblings were in the next room laughing extra specially loud (Fakers!) at 'Hee Haw' or some other silly family show that ruled the airwaves in the Midwest. Feeling bad my mom would nuke the pile of beans at commercial breaks but eventually they turned into dusty little pebbles. Not wanting them for breakfast (which in hindsight I'm sure my parents never would have followed through with.) I forced them down either my mouth or my trusty dog Macker's. Eventually I learned to smash them up with enough butter, salt and pepper to trick myself into thinking they were mashed potatoes. Now, these fresh, tender little pods are amongst my favorites.  This plan is very much the same, sauce and cheese make everything taste better.
 
I hit the Epicurus bookmark on my smartphone on the way home picking this recipe because it came up first,  doesn't serve an army, and the difficulty level was easy.
What you'll need:
1 egg beaten
1/4 Cup skim milk
1/8 teaspoon pepper (add more)
1 Cup crushed saltine crackers
2 Tablespoons dried parsley flakes (add more)
1 medium eggplant, sliced 1/4
15 ounces can tomato sauce
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano (add more)
3/4 Cup shredded part skim mozzarella cheese (add more)
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 Cup grated Parmesan cheese (add more)
We added Red chili pepper flakes to the dry ingredient bowl, the sauce and sprinkled some on top.

 How to do it:

In a small bowl, combine egg, milk, and pepper. In another bowl stir together cracker crumbs, Parmesan cheese, and dried parsley flakes. Dip eggplant slices in the milk mixture to coat, then dip both sides in the cracker mixture. Spray a 12 x 7 x 2" baking dish with cooking spray. Arrange eggplant in dish. In a bowl stir together tomato sauce, oregano, and garlic; pour over eggplant. Bake, covered, in a 350 deg F. oven for 40 minutes or until eggplant is tender. Sprinkle with mozzarella cheese. Bake, uncovered, 10 minutes more. 
 
This is hard to admit, music fan that I am, but my record picks for prep cooking have been sucking lately!    Apparently I am NOT a Joan Baez fan...if you are maybe I need a better introduction.  Now a staple, Van Morrison's Moondance is bellowing through the house.  Tonight I am graced with a lovely co-cook who swiftly opened a chilled bottle of Rose (it's making a comeback!), with 14.6% alcohol volume how could it not?  The oven is pre-heated, our assembly line is up and running and Netflix delivered. 
It's going to be a good night.

Breaded ep with tons of cheese!

The sauced ep...the white part is where I dropped my phone in the sauce trying to take a picture.
Jennifer's stroke of genius: topping it with  purple pepper & shallots in a balsamic reduction.
A half hour and a half bag of shredded mozzarella later....
Gooey, saucy, delight!


Thursday, August 25, 2011

Just chill...

Sadly summer is almost over and I really wanted to attempt a chilled soup.  I'm a soup girl.  My grandfather made the best soups with veggies straight from the garden and this wasn't the agricultural mecca of California, it was Peoria, Illinois.  The care he took in creating each batch started my love for soup and it has grown over the years.  In my experience there are few things that can't be worked out over a bowl of soup. Slowly eaten, a bowl of soup provides clarity.

Recently I spent the weekend in Paso Robles, CA.  There is nothing better then sitting on a shaded patio, swapping stories about an epic evening over brunch.  Especially when that brunch is kicked off with a crisp glass of wine and a chilled bowl of watermelon & tomato soup.
Thomas Hill Organics knows what they are doing!



So it's Thursday, and I love Thursdays!  I don't have class tonight and my CSA box was delivered from Farm Fresh To You
(if you decide to sign up, mention my name and I get a free box)

CS f'n A box ~ Ta Dow!

Check it ... both watermelon and tomatoes were in the box! Next step Epicurious (fab go to site for pretty much anything edible) to find a recipe. On the way home from the office I swung by the market with said recipe in hand, grabbed some fresh herbs from my list and scooped up some last minute must haves (flowers & wine).

And I'm home...



My heels are kicked off into the corner, I slipped on a little French Learn-A-Language record (there must've been a booklet that came along with this at one point in time and why can't it be a sexy French siren giving lessons dripping with adventure?  I've got Inspector Clouseau!)  Wine poured.

Fast forward...After finding the blender on the tippy top shelf and almost knocking myself out with a jump & grab move that needs some work and then finding out that my beautiful little melon is not seedless the Frenchman had to go.  Lily Tomlin stand-up is the perfect background for summer cooking!

The nitty gritty (the recipe)

First you need a seedless watermelon.  Do not make due with what you have!  I repeat SEEDLESS watermelon!   Dicing and de-seeding is a pain in the melons! Although the wine and laughing fits make it a little better.

Here goes (click link below)

Ingredients:
  • 2 cups cubed watermelon (about a 2 1/2-pound piece)
  • 2 tomatoes (about 1/2 pound), quartered
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted almonds, ground
  • 1/2 shallot, quartered
  • 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
  • 1 tablespoon red wine or sherry vinegar
  • 1 teaspoon olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons feta, crumbled
  • 1 tablespoon black olives, pitted and chopped
  • 2 teaspoons fresh mint 

Preparation:

Blend watermelon, tomatoes, almonds, shallot, lemon juice, vinegar and oil in a food processor until smooth. Divide soup among 4 bowls and top with feta, olives and mint.

I tweaked it a tad and I thought it turned out great.


I nixed the olives, replaced the almonds with walnuts, instead of a tablespoon of red wine or sherry vinegar I tipped some Sauvignon Blanc from my glass to the homies (no idea how much that was).  At the finish I doused it with with ground pepper and GENEROUSLY applied the feta then sprinkled on the mint.

It's super thin so it you are looking for something that is going to soak up all the wine you drank while creating this masterpiece, think again. 


Spinach salad and fresh bread would rock this!












Friday, August 19, 2011

"Hold The Lettuce, Bring On The Bread" salad

  Not that I have anything against lettuce in fact I love arugula, but I eat salads for the goodies not because they are healthy.

The lovely Mrs. Kimberlee Jefferson shared this recipe with me and it is just my style! 
http://weelicious.com/2011/07/11/tomato-bread-salad/
The site is Weelicious and provides healthy recipes for all ages.  

Most of the ingredients came right out of my CSA box that is delivered directly to my doorstop via
http://www.farmfreshtoyou.com/index.php
if you are interested in signing up mention my name and I get a free box :)

To make this recipe even easier Fresh & Easy makes pre-made focaccia dough that takes 12 minutes to bake.  Let the dough sit on the counter while the oven warms up and you are chopping veggies.  Then just spray the cookie sheet, roll the dough out, sprinkle it with herbs, poke it with a fork and put it in the oven.

There is a lot of room to play with this one so you can either follow the recipe in the link or clean out your fridge.  Really, any veggie would do great in here. One of my favorite tricks is thawing out a frozen bag of peas or corn in the fridge.  They remain crunchy and cold, it's really refreshing and a major a time saver. Just chop what ever you have on hand up into chunky bite sized pieces and you're good.  I wanted something colorful, hearty and summery. I used green onions, left out the olives, added some jalapeno, sweet yellow peppers, feta and used Meyer lemon olive oil.  This would make an excellent gazpacho or you could make it more like an antipasto bu keeping the olives and adding salami.

Let the bowl sit in the fridge a bit so the flavors meld.  Once your bread has cooled cut it into crouton size pieces and mix with the salad just before serving.  If you find you have left over bread (never in my house) freeze it for your next tomato-bread salad or for stuffing.


Tomato-Bread Salad and Grilled Halibut
I drizzled a little heirloom tomato balsamic glaze on top and it was delicious.
The presentation is much better than the credit my phone photo gives.


Thursday, August 11, 2011

"A Summer Night In Paris"

 a.k.a. Girls Night Out

Last month we had a G.N.O. to top all G.N.O.s!

What: French Cooking Class
Where: 'Kitchen on Fire' [no relation ;)] in Berkeley, CA

Menu:
Watercress and Leek Soup with Poached Eggs
Salad de Pomme de Terre aux Moules
Chicken Liver Pate with Cognac, Grilled Bread Slices and Home made Pickled Onions
Quick and Easy Boeuf Carrots , Thin Strips of Steak Sauté with Braised Carrots
Palet Fourré au Chocolat: Chocolate Cookies with Chocolate Ganache Filling

We couldn't have looked more intimidating...each of us armed with a bottle, huddled up at the corner Walnut & Vine St. planning our assault on K.O.F.  Little did we know that Chef Olive cannot, ney WILL not be intimated by wannabe chefs such as ourselves.

After signing in we received our top secret packets, popped some corks and munched on goodies.  The place was buzzing with excitement. UNTIL...
a charmingly gruff, frequently cussing Frenchman rattled off the menu in a strong accent at a high rate of speed immediately followed by a description of what needed to be done to accomplish this feat in 3 hours.  I've never been more panicked!  I'm writing notes willy-nilly (some on the paper, and as I found later some on my clothes), shooshing my friends and slamming back bubbly to calm my nerves. 

All for not!
Turns out us rookies aren't cooking the entire course individually, there are stations.  Some of you may be rolling your eyes but this was our first cooking class, we didn't know.  Each station had one menu item, we could float at our leisure.  Ahhh, a sigh of relief.  Bottle #2 poured, Bottle #3 & #4 breathing.

Us being ladies (ladies love the chocolate) headed straight for the Ganache!




We took the Kitchen Aide to eleven, baked these pillowy little cookies and whipped up melted butter and chocolate into a filling that I hope to swim in one day! (it's been added to my bucket list.)

Next...the mussel and potato salad. 


Poor Jaime, never knew what hit him.


Taste testing required.


Kitchen safety always required, not always easy to abide. 
No one was harmed in the chopping of this celery.

Next the liver pate...


Sauteed, covered in alcohol, lit on fire, combined with spices, minced to a pulp by a food processor, then spread onto a cookie sheet and chilled. This liver earned it's spot at the top of my list!




Now get ready for something that is going to blow your mind.  Let's reflect back to me taking a beating by the egg (post #1).  It's NEVER going to happen again!  Let me introduce you to the vortex and it's master, Mike C.


First, you take a bowl of cool water, add some vinegar and set it aside.  Second, you boil a big a** pot of salted water (you need plenty of room).  Third, you stir the boiling water clockwise or counter clockwise (pick one and stick with it), creating a vortex.  Fourth, you gently drop in one egg {If your name is Mason, you may want to have someone else break the egg for you ;)}. Waaaiiittt...now remove using a slotted spoon and place in the bowl of water & vinegar.  The egg stops cooking.  It comes out perfect, every time! Keep repeating.  Each egg was placed into a bowl of soup to be cut open and as eaten combining all the flavors beautifully.



Then we laughed, ate, and drank the night away....p.s. no dishes!

Cheater, cheater biscuit eater!

This morning called for a little elegance.  Well as elegant as one can be without much effort, I'm a working girl.

Pillsbury is not a bad word in my house, so I pulled the pretty blue can out of my fridge.  I can eat biscuits morning, noon, and night but I really don't want to end up resembling the man on the can, so I limit myself (which really means when I do partake, I splurge). 

I rummaged through the fridge and found

              1. Cream Cheese
              2. Fresh Jalapenos
              3. Fig Preserves
              4. Gorgonzola
              5. Leeks
              6. Jalapeno Marinated Bacon
              7. Brie
              8. Golden Pears
I cover my cookie sheet with tin foil (I still haven't gotten the hang of parchment paper), spray it and plop the biscuits on.  I made a little cradle of love in each biscuit and started creating fillings.  5 minutes later... voila!

4 different flavors...not Baskin Robbins, but it's a start.

Jalapeño & Cream Cheese
Fig Preserves & Gorgonzola
Jalapeño Bacon, Brie, Leeks & Black Pepper
Golden Pear, Brie, Leeks & Black Pepper

less than fifteen minutes later....

Aside from the fig volcano they look AMAZING!

While they cool I poach an egg and brew some tea.  The true breakfast of champions.

Breakfast table for one...