Sunday, September 25, 2011

Poptart Pandemonium


The other weekend I was on kid duty and thought it would be the perfect opportunity to try out this fun recipe.

Strawberry PopTarts

Ingredients

  • 2 cups plus 2 tablespoons all purpose flour plus additional for shaping and rolling
  • 1 teaspoon coarse kosher salt
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) chilled unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
  • 4 tablespoons ice water
  • 12 tablespoons strawberry preserves (preferably organic homemade)
  • Powdered sugar
  • Fresh strawberries

Recipe

Whisk 2 cups plus 2 tablespoons flour, coarse salt, and sugar in large bowl. Add butter. Using fingertips or back of fork, blend in butter until mixture resembles coarse meal. Add ice water by tablespoonfuls, tossing until moist clumps form. Gather dough into ball. Divide in half; shape each half into disk. Wrap in plastic. Chill at least 1 hour.

Line 2 large rimmed baking sheets with parchment. Working with 1 disk at a time, roll out dough on floured surface to about 13x11 inches. Trim to 12x10-inch rectangle, then cut into eight 5x3-inch rectangles.

Arrange 4 rectangles, spaced apart, on each sheet. Spoon 1 1/2 tablespoons preserves in row down center of each rectangle. Top preserves with second dough rectangle. Using fingertips, gently press all edges of each tart to seal; press all edges with tines of fork to double-seal. Using toothpick, poke a few holes in center of top dough rectangle. Cover; freeze tarts on sheets at least 2 hours and up to 1 week.
Position 1 rack in top third and 1 rack in bottom third of oven and preheat to 375°F. Bake frozen tarts uncovered until golden, reversing sheets after 15 minutes, 25 to 30 minutes total (some preserves may leak out). Immediately transfer tarts to rack. Sift powdered sugar lightly over. Serve warm or at room temperature with fresh berries.

I was wrong...for two reasons. After two nights sharing a bed with Bruce and Lee I was bruised, battered and exhausted.  Secondly, this recipe was a lot of work with very little payoff.

I had to borrow my nephew's stylin' wristband just to keep my hand on while whisking/forking the ingredients for batter, USE A MIXER! {unless some dough puncher out there knows a rule that prohibits this and can enlighten us.}  Their sweet, sleepy smiles turned to frowns when I read out loud the step informing us that the batter needed to chill for an hour.  A couple games of operation and way too many episodes of iCarly later we got to work.



And work it was!  Rolling this out was like laying pavement (not that I've done that before but I found my internal dialogue was similar to that of a construction worker!)  Then I blew it.  I don't know what my issue with reading recipes is but I blame my exhaustion for this one...and it was a biggie.  I somehow misread it to say freeze for 2 hours again.  Leading to a symphony of moans and groans, mostly coming from me.  So I wrap the rolled out dough and put it in the freezer for as close to two hours as I could stand or approximately 35 "is it time yets?".

The dough was now impossible to roll any thinner so we just cut and filled.  We went with strawberry preserves and nutella.  As shown below this huge process yielded 4 pop tarts, 3 normal sized and 1 pop tent!  4 fricken pop tarts!!!

A lot of love went into these little pockets.


fancy forking


edible door stops!



we went through a gallon of milk washing these down!


The light at the end of the tunnel!

cinnamon & sugar pie crisps!

Maybe this recipe will be better

Serious Eats ~ Strawberry Pop Tarts



On the bright side I came up with an idea that may be fantastic which means I'm  actually willing to relive this experience again.  I was lucky enough this spring to check something off my bucket list...the Kentucky Derby.



While in Louiville we were wined and dined to the nines but my favorite meal was one we had in a little barbecue joint on Bardstown Rd. before heading to the airport.
Mark's Feedstore



This is where I tasted burgoo, a southern stew.  Ever since then I have wanted to make a chicken burgoo pot pie.  My thinking is if I'm going to try a burgoo pot pie, why not a burgoo "hot pocket" (nothing like Jim Gaffigan Hot Pockets!) All I would have to change from the above recipe aside from the filling is using salted butter and nixing the sugar and berries.

According to
Wikipedia ~ Burgoo


Burgoo is a spicy stew, similar to Irish or Mulligan stew, often served with cornbread or corn muffins.
Traditionally, burgoo was made using whatever meats and vegetables were available -- typically, venison, squirrel, opossum, raccoon or game birds, giving it its mocking name "roadkill soup".

Today, local Kentucky barbecue restaurants use a specific meat in their recipes, usually pork, chicken, or mutton, which, along with the spices used, creates a distinct flavor unique to each restaurant.

No standardized recipe exists, but it is a combination of at least three things. Today, the meat is usually one of or a combination of beef, pork, chicken, and mutton, often hickory-smoked, but other meats are seen occasionally -- the Hilltop Inn of Evansville, Indiana, as featured on Alton Brown's Feasting on Asphalt television series,[2] serves a variety made with squirrel meat. Vegetables such as lima beans, corn, okra, and potatoes have always been popular. A thickening agent of cornmeal, ground beans, whole wheat, or potato starch is all that most cookbook recipes use today, but it is traditional to add soup bones for taste and thickening.
The ingredients are combined in order of cooking time required, with meat usually going in first, vegetables second, and if necessary, thickening agents last. A good burgoo is said to be able to have a spoon stand up in it. Cinnamon, nutmeg, and other savory spices can be added much like in Cincinnati chili. Some varieties use cider vinegar, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, or chili powder. These condiments are often made available for people to spice up their own bowl as well.



I believe I have found the recipe I want to use...I'll let you know how it goes.

Emeril Lagasse's
 Emeril Lagasse Kentucky Burgoo


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

ZAP 'Iron Chef' 2011

Last week I was invited by two of my favorite people, Billy Grant of the Purple Wine Group and Janell Dusi of JDusi Wines (rockstars of the California wine scene!) to take part in a spectacular event put on by ZAP Zinfandel Advocates & Producers. If you haven't been to the ZAP Zinfest in SF put it on your bucket list..hopefully I'll be pouring!  ZAP is at it again, they have created their own version of Iron Chef where two local restaurants are matched up with two local winemakers in a six course cooking challenge with three star ingredients, two of which have to be present in each course.  The goal is to prepare dishes that aren't usually paired with Zinfandel and show how they can be complemented by them...all within a couple hours.  The teams were scored on creativity, presentation and of course taste.

Location:

 Ingredients:
Peaches
Pork Belly 
(I can barely type that word without shaking!)
Cod


Teams:


vs.

(my team)


The Menus:

Team Red

Bourbon Hickory Smoked Pork Belly
Celery Root & Parsnip Puree, Roasted Peaches
paired with ZAP 2009 Heritage Vineyard

Black Cod, Smoked Ham Hock-Red Wine Sauce
Shelling Pea Cake
paired with 2008 Old Vine, Contra Costa County

Grilled Ribeye Steak
Yukon Gold Potato Hash, Beurre Rouge
paired with 2008 Evangelho Vineyard, Contra Costa County

Mississippi Mud Pie
Roast Peaches Compote
paired with 2004 Trinitas Revelation, Late Harvest Cuvee


Team Black

Grilled Shrimp Wrapped In Crispy Pork Belly
Gingered Peach Dipping Sauce, Garnished With Fried Tofu & Black Sesame Seeds
paired with ZAP 2009 Heritage Vineyard

Salad of Seared Scallops
Daikon, Mizuna, Peaches, Shiso & Pork Belly Lardons, Ponzu-Ginger Dressing & Yuzu Cream
paired with 2007 Napa Valley Zinfandel

Fall Stew
Rock Cod, Clams, Pork Belly & Kabocha in Mirin-Dashi-Spy broth, 
Garnished With Toasted Nori & Green Onions
paired with 2007 Korte Ranch Zinfandel

Peach & Yuzu Galette
Gingered Cream, Toasted Almonds & Candied Pork Belly
paired with 2005 Late Harvest Zinfandel

As intensely incredible as that sounds all I heard was Charlie Brown's teacher in between the words professional kitchen, rockstar chefs, fancy food, fantastic wines and no dishes.  We were so excited just to be there!  Competition mode kicked in much later.  I've never had to create edible magic in such a small amount of time.  At my house we eat when it's ready, but at City College food must be plated be 7:30p.m.



Team Black a.k.a. The Motley Crew ~ We're a lot tougher then we look, as team red came to find out! P.S. We had to hold Janell back!  That's my spanking hand! Jonni's not really waving, it's a karate chop AND yes, Tony (the guy in the back) is certifiable!

We had no idea what to expect when entering the halls of the culinary arts department.  We were greeted with smiling faces, handed name tags (one of the few times I haven't been inclined to use an alias) and given our colors.  There was some friendly bantering between black and red...picture the news team battle of 'Anchorman' but with kitchen utensils!

This post is going to sound more biased than I would like it to, not because I have anything against the team red but because we were so crazy busy once we walked through those doors I almost forgot the red team was on the other side of our kitchen.  So sorry, no secret tips or even any photos of our challengers. 

 As the kitchen doors opened the glazed deer in the headlight looks fell off our faces, jokes/heavy hints about CamelBaks for the wine turned to murmurs and nervous chuckles as we stared in awe. Eventually we pulled ourselves together, toasted, cheered, high-fived a little about how rad we are and rushed to our corner of the "boxing ring".  Our Mickey was Rob Zaborny.  His quiet but confident command of his crew insured our success.  

"The Rob" whipping up ponzu-ginger dressing.


Forget gin & juice when there is ginger juice!

ginger tip:  use a vegetable peeler to remove the skin and then peel the ginger and squeeze the pile of ginger into whatever you are seasoning...no more grating, slicing or dicing!

Pork Belly Wrapped Prawns, Wine and Crazy Tony what could be better?
Oh...it's on!





Billy searing scallops.

Lots and lots of scallops...

Candied Pork Belly...more flashy than diamonds in this joint!
Perfect little peach pockets!

The madness is over...or so we thought.

We've rushed to beat the clock and we are ushered (more like rolled) to our tables to partake in this epic eating event after several taste tests and wine samples.  Each course was introduced by it's creator.  The way Rob described his thought process and how he pulled the flavors together to make everything pop it's no wonder his restaurant is the staple of Hayes Valley that it is.  David of 1300 on Fillmore's velvety British accent should be considered an additional ingredient. Rob's (later dubbed "The Rob") courses were light, crisp and exploded with flavor.  David's courses were big hearty hints of home cooking that warmed your very core.  I have never been so happy not to be a judge!  It seemed neck and neck.

The winner was finally revealed although we truly all felt like winners after our date with gluttony!

"The Rob" took honors and it was well deserved.  

Both Rob and David were gracious and charming.  I plan on paying a visit to Hayes Street Grill next time I catch a show in the Civic Center District and 1300 on Fillmore for Gospel Sunday Brunch!  Look them up when planning a trip into the City, you won't be disappointed.














Sunday, September 18, 2011

(Fig)ures

I was recently sat down and gently explained the danger of my cooking ways as of late.

Bottom Line: No more fried chicken for breakfast.
(insert moment of silence here)

So I picked up some figs, a lovely piece of salmon and some spinach for dinner.
Figalicious!
I feel healthier already!

Sooooooo I stuffed them with feta cheese....
....then slapped some jalapeno bacon on top....
(It would be great with prosciutto wrapped around it!) 


... and drizzled a balsamic glaze over them! 

I slid them in the oven at 500 until the edges of the figs looked a little charred.


Winning!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Pea Salad with my peeps...

We had a tradition growing up and after talking with some friends I found that they followed the same tradition in their homes.  I don't know if it's a yesteryear thing or a Midwest thing but for our birthdays we chose the menu for our special evening and our moms would create magic all for us, technically for the whole family but in honor of the birthday baby. After all her hard work creating the list, shopping and cooking (sometimes starting days earlier) she would let all the credit go to us...for simply picking out what we wanted.  Moms, they are incredible.  I love you mom!  I remember one year my mother, brother and I spent hours around the kitchen table rolling out dough, stuffing, forking then freezing fresh little gnocci pockets for my brother Adam's birthday dinner. Me? I picked the same thing every year, seven layer pea salad, barbequed chicken and 2 buster-bar pies with peanuts for me and without for my picky twin (just kidding Sarah!xo).  I think everyone's good spirits were as much in celebration of the food as it was of us!

We're had a family birthday BBQ this weekend so what better to bring than a bright summery salad?  I hope I do my mom justice!

So here it is, a really quick and kid friendly recipe. The only trouble is we can never remember the layers so we've gotten  creative and started counting salt and pepper, the bowl...whatever we can to come up with the original seven so we're just going to call it

(#) layer pea salad

Ingredients:

A large bag of frozen peas ~ thawed
(in the fridge, on the back deck or on the counter, not defrosted in the microwave)
Shredded Cheese ~ I use a cheddar blend
Bacon or Panchetta  cooked and chopped
Red or Green or Leeks to taste
Salt & Pepper to taste
Broccoli Head chopped finely, stem removed
Cauliflower Head chopped finely, stem removed (any color)

A spoonful or two of Mayo, just enough to give everything a really light coating, you can always add more.

Throw it all into a bowl and stir.
It's best to make this a few hours in advance and chill in the fridge so the flavors can meld.

My niece and nephew reporting for salad duty!



Pretty Purple Cauliflower Picker...say that five times fast!



...each piece was the exact same size!

I can't believe I didn't get a picture of the finished product but it was really bright and beautiful food art.


An old pic & super basic...quite sad looking without the flashy purple cauliflower :(


It's really crisp and refreshing.  If you are looking for something with a little more kick try this


 






















































Friday, September 9, 2011

Labor (of love) Day...


 
I Looooooove drumsticks...love them, from buffalo wings to those monstrosities found at renaissance fairs. I've gotten many a margarita stink eye from across the table of some of my favorite local Mexican restaurants...by my friends not the staff (they get it!). I can eat Mexican food a few times a week just like any Californian so trust me when I say that this is an addiction, and a bad one at that!  "Why can't you long for celery sticks or tofu?!" my waistline whines. Oh, on a side note: my friend Tony just taught me the trick to speed wing eating!  Just what I need a skill at eating fried foods at the speed of lightening!  Although that would make a really cool superhero power "If I beat you to the bottom of this plate of wings you must stop this war!"
...I said cool, not practical! 

Now that you have the back story you'll be able to picture this. 

As ridiculous as it sounds I woke myself up from a dream about fried chicken.  Not just any fried chicken but spicy, crunchy fried chicken.  Since it was still dark out I didn't go immediately to the market (I'm not crazy) but I did lay there tossing and turning until I hid under the covers preventing my Mac from lighting up the entire bedroom and found this!  Good thing I had my earphones on because I swear I heard a choir of angels sing "Hallelujah"!


Fast forward two mornings later...9:30a.m. in my nightgown sipping a chai tea and frying chicken.  That's right, fried chicken for breakfast!  It's probably a good thing that I don't have a waffle maker.


Epicurious presents Double Dipped Buttermilk Fried Chicken

Double Dipped...DOUBLE WHIPPED!

Ingredients
  • 4 cups buttermilk
  • 1/2 tablespoon dried thyme
  • 2 tablespoons Tabasco sauce (siracha)
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 tablespoons kosher salt (add MORE)
  • 2 1/2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper (smoked pepper...lots of it!)
  • 2 frying chickens (about 3 pounds each), cut up (Drumsticks)
  • 3 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning (add MORE)
  • Olive oil or vegetable oil, for frying
Preparation
 
Combine the buttermilk, thyme, Tabasco, Worcestershire, 1 tablespoon of the salt, and 1 1/2 teaspoons of the pepper in a nonreactive bowl large enough to contain all of the chicken pieces with at least 1 inch to spare. Add the chicken and turn to coat fully in the marinade. Cover with plastic wrap and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 6 hours or overnight. [It got me again!  I cannot believe I didn't read ahead or if I did, I completely ignored this.  It was Memorial Day weekend so I had nothing but time.  These sticks soaked for 20 hours!!!] Remove the chicken from the refrigerator about 45 minutes before frying. 




Line a large baking sheet with aluminum foil. In a large, shallow bowl, combine the flour, remaining 1 tablespoon salt, Cajun seasoning, and 1 teaspoon pepper. Remove the chicken from the buttermilk marinade and roll it around in the seasoned flour until completely covered. Set it on the prepared baking sheet; repeat with the remaining chicken. Dip the coated chicken pieces once more in the marinade, then again in flour. Return the pieces to the baking sheet (a few minutes’ rest makes for a sturdier, crisper coating).
Have a wire cooling rack set over paper towels ready. In a large, heavy Dutch oven, heat 1 1/2 inches of oil over medium heat until it reaches 350°F on a deep-fat thermometer. Using kitchen tongs, add a few chicken pieces at a time to the hot oil (crowding will lower the temperature, making for greasy chicken). Fry the chicken until the internal temperature reaches 180°F, about 10 minutes per side (watch carefully, it can easily burn). Transfer the cooked chicken to the wire rack. Serve immediately or at room temperature (don’t let the chicken sit more than 2 hours). 




20 hours later...
Buttermilk Bath #2
I lost my drumstick...and my finger tips!



Each one felt like a pound!
Tip
If the chicken looks pretty dark before it is cooked through, transfer to wire racks set on baking sheets and bake in a 375°F oven until the meat reaches an internal temperature of 180°F on an instant-read thermometer. Keep fried chicken warm in a 200°F oven. Using a digital thermometer eliminates the need to stand over the chicken. When the alarm sounds, the meat is done. [Plan B - definitely necessary!  Scroll up to the first pic if you don't think I'm serious.  I hid the burnt ones in the back.  That was like 20 seconds on each side and the oil wasn't even at 300 degrees yet!]


Thank God the oil was popping otherwise I would've been tempted to kiss these beauties!

Cheers!!! Fried Chicken, Scrambled Eggs & Mimosas!
Yes, this is exactly what it looks like!
NAP TIME!